sweet misery

Sleepless nights, sleepy days.

The change in work timing's killing me slowly.


5am= awake and using com
5pm= start work.



one for the money.
two for the road.

posted by gary @ 4:25 AM

With bare feet, i thread upon fragile ground.


oh yes. the blue light is the ah beng light.

u didn't know i'm an ah beng.

haha. now you do.

posted by gary @ 4:22 PM

How far more?



I wonder how many lamp posts do i drive past in a day?


Anyway, i'd have to eat grass if business continues this way next month.


SO please, drop by and pay me a visit.

haha.

posted by gary @ 1:30 AM

Excerpt of a conversation

you're not fat.
just chubby.

posted by gary @ 12:53 AM

and so it is.

The balance in my bank account has a positive correlation with the number of sunny days in a month(coupled with alot of other factors). And since christmas is coming in a couple of days, here is my letter to Santa!


Dear Santa Claus:

Hello Santa! This is my 21st time writing to you and boy, i am still as excited as i was when i wrote you the first letter! I guess the weather must be freezing at your place now as it has always been (sans global warming! i hope its not affecting you!) This year, i have more wishes than the last. Because, you never do make my wishes come true do you! My list just keeps getting longer and longer each year! When would you get to my list Santa? Mummy has always taught me to be patient as patience is a virtue, but i've waited 21 years and to date, there are 2502 items on my list already! So please Santa, grant me my wishes this Christmas and i'll cancel the remaining 2380 items on the backdated list (i have 122 wishes this year if you can't count Santa).

Santa, how many brothers do you have? There are so many of you around in shopping malls all over the world and this is making me so confused. Everytime i walk up to them and ask them whether they received my letters, all they say is "HO HO HO!" Santa, why are they behaving like that? Is it Santaglish they are speaking? Teach me how to speak your language Santa. Because if there is such a language, i finally understand why you don't fulfill my wishes! You don't really understand them!

Santa, i saved my wishlist into a microsoft word document and attached it with this email. In case you don't have a computer, i have also written it in hard copy and sent it to your residential address. I hope to see you Santa.



p.s. my house doesn't have a chimney. please come through the windows, i have unlocked it. In case you want to fulfill wish no. 88, my bank account is posb savings 888-8888-8.

Merry Christmas to you Santa Claus!


=)

posted by gary @ 10:45 PM

Happy Birthday to Mummy.

2 days of celebration coupled with lotsa drinks and mahjong!

Hope you enjoyed yourself mummy!



Do you know your love is the sweetest sin?

posted by gary @ 10:46 PM

Escapism

我不在身边，
就让思念代替，
代替我去爱你，
去呵护你。

posted by gary @ 12:05 AM

Christmas is coming!

or so he says!

posted by gary @ 2:15 AM

oh yes. gleeful joy when i decided to start updating my blog again! be tuned in!

posted by gary @ 2:07 AM